What? That's not a real tree stuffed w/lots of toys??

OOPS here I am caught in the act
CRAP!! she's got that flashy thing again

Now this is what my Xmas tree looks like after Miss Lylah Kitty has climed it, knocked off a branch or two, knocked all the ornaments off it & played w/the ones that fell on the floor. I have all but given up putting the ornaments back on or replacing the knocked off branches.

The elusive Mischif caught on camera!!

Yes G-ma caught me on camera givin luvins to Lylah Kitty. All she could get were these cause after I saw the flashy thing I bolted!!!

Work, work, work...what's that?

Our mommy says she's been really busy @ work. We don't know exactly what that is but all we know is she does leave the house for a loooooong time every sun up. She also says she wants to kick her computer (we assume it's what she sits in front of when she types this) cause it's messed up AGAIN after getting it fixed. Something bout windows being stupid. We don't understand cause we think windows are awesome. They are nice to stare @ other cats in the neighborhood. She did finally get pictures of camera shy Mishchif which she will post as soon as she can.
Hope this helps let everyone know what's been up. That we didn't eat any bad fishes or forget to claw our way out of a plastic bag...

Snuggle Sunday

This is me w/mommy's best friend. I soooo love to snuggle w/the furless ones. You can even tell by that BIG smile on my face. (yes mommy is late on posting this pix she's been busy working & stuff)

I have a name!!

Mommy finally gave me a name!! She now calls me Lylah Kitty. It feels so good for mommy to call my name, I come prancing everytime she says my name.

I came to have my mommy when I guess she decided Trouble & Mischif needed a new playmate. A man she plays pool w/had been talking about me & my siblings to her. She says he told her how he helps take care of the homeless kitties in his condo complex. He helps them find good mommies & daddies to love.

So mommy & lil girl came by when it was ok for me to leave my furry mommy to look at me & my available brothers & sisters. We were all huddled under a bush when they came to look. Mommy & I locked eyes, then mommy said I want that one. The man I had known for so long was able to get me out from my huddle so mommy & lil girl could hold me. After I got hugs from the lil girl that was it. I was in love. I knew they would make me happy, but I was scared to leave my furry mommy & siblings.

I rode to my new home in lil girls lap the whole time. Then new mommy brought me in the home. She brought me to what she called her room & put me on this big, warm thing. Comes to find out that's what spoiled kitties get to sleep on w/their people. She called it her bed. She gave me food, water & a little box for me to poop in.

Soon mommy said no more food & water in her room that I had to eat out of the BIG BOY bowls all the way downstairs. Hey I didn't mind cause there was WAAAAAAAY more food for me to be a piggy on. But I got mad when she said I had to use the BIG BOY boxes all the way downstairs. So I pooped where I had been cause I wanted too. WOW did new mommy get mad at me!!! But she did give me back my box but in a place where she & lil girl have their box. It's better than the BIG BOY boxes, cause mommy doesn't realize I'm still too little to jump in their boxes to poops.

Before I had no name & all I was called was her, kitten or kitty. Now I have a name... I am Lylah Kitty aka The Trouble Maker & I have a loving new mommy to spoil me as the diva I am ;)

The story that is me-Trouble

Well it all starts out w/my auntie's (my mommy's sister) cats having their first litter of kittens. Auntie heard mommy wanted a black kitty & called her over when I was born. Mommy checked all the kitties out, looking us all over. I was shy & had 4 double paws w/a weird bump on one of my legs. Mommy said I'll take him!! I was taken before I was even a week old :p



I was meant for mommy's lil girl, but I jus' never got along w/that 3yr old like mommy wanted me too. Everyone had a hard time picking a name out for me. They tried everything from Little Bear (Auntie's son called me that) to Spunky, Bear etc till one day mommy was playin' w/me & was tryin' to get a name for me called out "Come here Trouble" & man did I run towards her.



Everyone was laughin' so hard but I didn't care cause I was w/my mommy. She brought me home when it was time for me to leave my mommy & daddy (Molly & Shadow) tellin' me I had a new home. It was fun to have this whole house to myself.



Every morn my mommy got up for work I'd watch her, then sit in the bathroom window watchin' her get in her car w/the lil girl. Then as I saw her start to leave the drive I would run down the stairs & make it to the living room window jus' in time for her to round the corner of the house. Then well it was my time to tear up the house while she was gone....



Man did I menace the house when I was little. I would drag down the toothpaste & chew holes in it. Fart up a storm & clear a room to the point where I got the nickname Stinky Cat. (now it's Big Fat Stinky Cat cause I'm way bigger now) Drag down the empty toilet paper rolls out of the bathroom trash can. I even fell in the tub while little girl was taking a bath cause I was playin w/the bubbles as I walked along the edge of the tub.



Now as I was sayin' bout the lil girl, well mommy said I was for her but, well I didn't get along w/her cause she kept molesting me when I didn't wanna be touched. So what else is a kitten to do but attack while the molester slept? Yeah you heard me I use to bat her when she slept!! But then mommy sat both me & lil girl down seperatly & explained to both of us that well as much as we might not always get along, she does love me alot & I should tolerate her.



Since that day I've learned to deal w/her even now that I am older (over 3yrs now) but mommy helped me out by gettin' her Mischif. That in itself is another story he can tell.



I have an Alpha Male complex even thou I've been "broken". Yes I try to Houdini my way outta the house & be all manly to every cat I meet. I even try to do it thru mommy's windows. I've even gone as far as halfway up mommy's block runnin' my way around sniffin' the fresh grass. I even did it once on St. Patty's night, but once again that's another story.

Remember how I said I was menacing as a kitten well it never fully went away. Mommy tells everyone even thou I'm 3 1/2 yrs old I still act like I'm a kitten. She even calls me her Big Baby. I like to be cradled like one as well, always have since I was a baby. So when I'm mad at her cause well frankly there isn't enough food or water in my bowl, or the poopin' box isn't clean to my liking I drag things around the house. It use to be Barbies. Jus' the blonde ones. Mommy & Auntie joke cause auntie has blonde hair & I use to live w/her. Mommy has brown hair but I don't drag those around. But damnit she put lil girl's Barbies away so I can't drag them! So now I drag mommy's cardboard recycling all over the house, up the stairs & I make myself known by making noise.

I don't normally talk, only when I have a reason too. Like when I notice mommy's all snuggly in bed & I wanna snuggle too, or when I carry things like mices etc. I also nip. Mommy knows the look by now when I am gonna nip. I usually nip her calf after prancing around her if I WANT food or water ASAP. In the summer I nip her feet some times. She screams & calls me a lil shit after I do that but I know she loves me & will give me what I want.

So mommy loves me enough also to get me my real brother to play w/so I'm not lonely & now this lil grey thing. Took me 2wks to grow to like her but for those 2wks I was mad at my mommy cause the lil grey thing was on her bed. That's my bed to hoard not her's!!! But I got over it & now I play w/her.

I have more adventures but can save them for more stories to tell of my adventures of being Trouble-the cat that gets into trouble
;)

Greetings slaves

Yeah I'm not big on talking but will add more as I settle in here. Just a lil meow for all my fluff asses out there